My class is totally a bunch of little farts.  In fact, they do it all the time.  Then they laugh and laugh and have a  right old rave up over it.  They actually eat  rather healthy  and that is one of the side effects of healthy diet.  I wish the cafeteria fixed food was as healthy as they are used to eating at home.  Lots of beans in the mix.

When someone passes a smelly one, then the riots happen as everyone rushes to get away from it.  I am getting a little tired of it.  I have explained the nature of passing gas.  I have explained that they would literally explode if they never broke wind.  It is really hard talking to kids who are sniggering and laughing through their noses.  Half the time they have to run for the tissue because they not only have gas, now they have snot running down their faces.

Little Chief Breaking Wind is the leader of the little farts.  His family is from the Phillipines and they eat a very healthy diet.  His parents afe very health conscienous.

How do I get the little farts to either stop breaking wind or stop laughing up a storm when they do?  It isn't like everyone in the world doesn't do it.