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The rants, reflections, and redirections of a school marm with charm.

Argggggguh!

It is like a mad race to try to leave this school year with some sanity.  I will say this-my kids are holding it together well.  They haven't gone nuts and are actually being calm.  The adults are the ones testing my wits right now and making me hang by a thread to the last bit of sanity I attempt to have.  List of things agging (short for agitating) me at the moment:

1.  The list of things I have to do to earn my freedom on that last day.  I joke and call them my emancipation papers, stating that I have to go on a scavenger hunt to get them all signed before I can be a part of the free world again.  That in itself is a list of annoyances.

2.  Seeing a yellow Hummer parked outside our school everyday this week.  First of all, it's a low SES school.  Why are we rolling in a Hummer, but eating free or reduced lunch?

3.  Administrators with short attitudes.  Not all of them, just the one I had it out with today over a dumb cumulative folder picture....

4.  Begging people to do things that they know good and well that they should do without my prompting.  Again, referring to people well over the age of 10.

5.  Being delegated jobs that shouldn't be mine to start off with, and then being told to fit other things in my schedule because it wouldn't kill me.

6. All the gossip about next year-the lack of clear answers.

7.  KIS yet again beating my class to lunch.  The comedic part was when the secretary asked why she managed to beat my class.

8.  That damn list again.  I am sorry, but now I hate goldenrod paper.  And Cumulative Folder Pictures.  Yeah.

9.  Finding random pictures of myself on the school shared server that I didn't approve.

10.  Packing.

11.  School email-I am so over it.

12.  Finding things that belonged in FOSS kits that I have long since turned in to the district.  Yeah, it gets more and more awesome.

13.  Running into former students at Target while in non-teacher mode and then trying to hide in the lawn care section.  The crazy part is that I am transitioning my hair (meaning I am going from having it in a perm to a natural style) and that my boy saw me in one of my more natural styles, i.e. not one like I had in school 5 hours ago.  It is a very different style from my school one, and only one friend has seen it on a regular basis.  That boggled his mind.  I will now have to go with my story about my sister.  You know, the one I am going to sporadically make up.

I need to go turtle... I am trying to survive, but things keep popping up.  I literally feel like I am barely hanging on..  But on the bright side, one of my new teammates brought me a UT t-shirt with an embroidered longhorn (that had bluebonnets in its mouth) as a token of friendship and welcome.  We both graduated from UT, and will be teaching Texas History, so I appreciated the gift.  We hugged and I almost teared up...or maybe it was that damn list making me tear.  Sigh.  I guess we will never know.

 

Posted: Tuesday, June 03, 2008 8:55 PM by cfc@room312
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Betty said:

Sometimes it's all of the little things added up that bring on the tears.  I still have nightmares about trying to end school years and completing the check off lists.  There were always some people that made it almost impossible to complete. The hardest years were the times I had to move to a new school or room.  We always had to do it ourselves, and one principal seemed to enjoy moving grade levels to different wings of the building each year. Good luck getting it all done.  

# June 4, 2008 7:57 AM

JCK said:

Oh nooo!!!!! Not the list!!!!

I hated that stupid list.  Every year in our school they made us fill up page after page of nonsense, followed by endless emails changing what they said in the first place.  No one gets anything done, except for the ones that actually stopped teachings weeks ago and did nothing but concentrate on the list.  My last year, the witch of a bookkeeper actually made me cry when she accused me of holding her up because the PE teacher had already left campus and did not sign verifying I had not taken any PE equipment (clearly because deflated basketballs and mildewy mats are so valuable).  While I am definitely not a crier, this woman's acrid words and the way she spoke to me over the stupid, stupid list were enough to send me over the edge.  At another school I've worked at, everything was set up in the cafeteria--you turned everything in at once, there were food and drinks, and they tried to make the process as painless as possible.  Here, to top it off, they hold on to your summer paychecks until all is completed.  I don't miss that.

# June 4, 2008 1:50 PM

Mystery Teacher said:

Hey the list?  We have that.  I just relax and do what I can.  Then, I remind the principal that I will be back in the same room again next year so why bother.  She just signed my paper and gave me my check and I left.

# June 5, 2008 3:41 PM
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