And on the third day, Edward and Bella had teh sex in fade to black gloriousness and feathers with Jacob flexing in the background who has moved from rapes Bella with awkward predatory pursuit to infatuated with a baby that makes you wonder what the statement she looked 18 really allows, especially when the baby is touching everyone ...

Please note, the following commentary is meant to be a joke. I commend all you do it yourselfers as I fail at most of them, but you have to admit, at some point, you’ve gone too far. Pinterest is not like other social networking, it’s more like delicious with a collection of links, but it attaches a pretty picture to your link and lets you sort ...

3 posts this week? WTF! I know right! Today I am stressing. Not about moving to another country or things I can’t control like family and friends and conventions that change schedules and make my brain explode. Today I’m stressing about my face. When I was six I went to a Catholic elementary school. On Wednesdays we did a church service. It ...

I thought I was going to die today. No, not my regular I did something stupid and hurt myself kind of going to die. Heart attack from shock going to die. I am going to San Diego Comic Con which I am SUPER excited about. I’m going to go to the Game of Thrones, Big Bang Theory, Aliens vs. Cowboys, and the Spider-man panels and showings. I just ...

1. Last night I went to the extended edition of Two Towers dressed as Merry. It was pretty fabulous for putting the costume together from other pieces I had laying around in about an hour. LOTR was pretty amazing, too. 2. I am trying to go through our crap, cook all of our food, and keep some semblance of sanity. Mostly I end up exercising and ...

Since I was a kid I have always had like the largest thighs in the world. In high school I was pretty skinny. Not toothpick like a lot of people I know, I’ve always had curves, but skinnier than I am now. I remember when flared spandexy jeans came out and I LOVED them but because they were so low I went from a size 7/9 to a 13 and felt ...

I’ve been posting facetious crazy things to my tumblr lately that I thought I would share here. First was this funny video by Steve Kardynal who I am currently in LURVE with: Then I posted I facetious post about the budget: Dear America, I know I promised to bring our troops home, end the war, and institute social change, but I got busy ok! I ...

A question was posed: If a movie was made of your life, what actor would you want to play the lead? What about the romantic interest? Answer: I would like to play me and Nathan Fillion can be my husband. Oh yeah. Wait till you see the rating! That is full on BSTL! Tagged: funny, nathan fillion, random

Current weight: 184 Current low weight, that i think was a fluke since i was averaging 173 except that week, 163 in May. I’m depressed about this, and I need to make time to exercise. This is really hard when we have a million things to do like move and clean the house for the landlord to show it tomorrow and deal with familial drama. Then ...

I used to work at Disney World and one time I got swept up in the people leaving after the fireworks crowd. Children in strollers at Disney World are weapons used to push their way through. After the millionth time getting run over, and being surrounded by a mob of people I swear can no one see we’re all trying to get out at the same time, I ...